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Freud said that religion is a form of collective neurosis in which we regress back to a childhood state with protective father or mother figures in the form of gods. Perhaps, this definition can be extended to new age beliefs.

 I have always had ambivalent feelings about new age beliefs. On the up side, it helps people, to a certain extent, to deal with their existential anxiety and provide them with a re-assurance about the future. On the other hand, it lulls people into a very dangerous false sense of security and holds them back from actively making life’s decisions.But it is always interesting to me to see how these beliefs reincarnate in new forms.Take Rumpology for example. I came across an advertisement last week inviting readers to send a picture of their rear and a cheque for $125.00 if they want to find out what is in their future.  Rumpologists claim to have the ability to foretell one’s future by reading the characteristics of one’s buttocks!!! Apparently, they believe that the shape, lines, folds, marks, spots e.t.c. on the buttocks reveal a person’s love life, personality, past, future and fate among other things.

Rumpologists say that the art (or science?) of foretelling your fate through your buttocks was practiced in ancient India, Greece and the Middle East, but provide no evidence to support the claim. I would not be surprised to see a column soon in trashy magazines or tabloids asking readers to send pictures of their rear to be analysed by a celebrity rumpologist. Sir, you are predestined to be sad. Your future is bleak and I see no hope for you, the way your behind is shaped,” the keister expert would probably tell clients. If only people were born with perfect buttocks, their life would be perfect too.

 It saddens me to think that there might be people who are willing to let an ass, in this case theirs, run their lives. It is a pity that they do not choose to go about life making their own decisions to achieve results, but want someone else to reassure them about their future, make sense of life for them, tell them how to act, how to think, and how to feel.

Seriously, why take a crack at life if we believe that the course of our life is already charted?  Why not leave it as(s) is? Is it worth living our life if everything is, according to our posteriors, predestined?

Procrastination is often said to be the silent killer of creativity and productivity, both for the individual and for society as a whole. We have all heard the saying, ‘Do not put off until tomorrow what you can do today’, so why is it so easy to fall into the seductive trap of procrastination?

Looking back into the mists of time, one can learn that mankind has been afflicted with procrastination for at least as long as leprosy and diabetes!

Procrastination even has had martyrs, like Archimedes, one of the world’s most famous inventors who, when his life was threatened by invading Roman soldiers, chose the heroic path of procrastination. Rather than attend to the immediate necessity of escape, the great man delayed this task and told the soldiers to leave him alone until he had finished his calculation! Tragically, the Romans killed him on the spot.

Ironically, it might be argued that it was not barbarian hordes, but rather the spectre of procrastination that finally brought the Roman Empire to its knees. While we are uncertain whether Nero really fiddled (actually played the lyre) in theatre costume, while Rome burned in AD 64, it is well-known that the warning plume of smoke coming from Mount Vesuvius was conveniently ignored by the inhabitants of Pompeii and Herculaneum in AD 79. Perhaps the inhabitants thought they might leave the city…yes, after the gladiatorial games will be okay…Unfortunately the volcano had other ideas and the cities were destroyed by ash and mud.

Echoing the procrastination of the great Archimedes, Leonardo da Vinci of Renaissance Italy, the most universal genius of the past 500 years confessed on his deathbed to how he had wasted his talents in unfinished projects. It is clear that Leonardo embarked on hundreds of projects, but finished precious few, and some of his greatest masterpieces remain incomplete. It is said that genius is very close to insanity, but is it actually much closer to procrastination?

Would the world of classical music be the treasure it is today without a little procrastination? Who can forget Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony? And why did Mozart and Beethoven leave incomplete works? Was it a joke on future musicians, who still strive to fill in the missing passages, or really just a case of procrastination, when Wolfgang would rather go down to the billiards hall with his pals, or Beethoven was having one of his mood swings and decided ‘postpone’!

in 1936, Sir Winston Churchill leading the battle, not only against the spectre of fascism, but also fighting a second front against the menace of procrastination that threatened to overrun the free world. Churchill warned us that, ‘The era of procrastination, of half-measures, of soothing and baffling expedients, of delays is coming to a close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences’. The reality of the decade to come proved to be far more complex.

Our book The Art of Procrastination and Other Time Wasters’ Thoughts does not debate the perils (or otherwise) of procrastination. Rather we say, “Manana!” and revel in the colourful ways in which people procrastinate, discussing peculiar reasons one gives to avoid work and laugh at it.

We invite you to join us on our exploration of this fascinating subject. Please let us know how you procrastinate.

Kris and Ian.

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